
Timothy Frese made so much fun of this book cover that I had to read the book.
The verdict?
Well, it isn't Hogwarts, and it isn't Sunnydale either, but Burtonwood Academy trains slayers, and though Emma desperately wants to be assigned to slay dragons, she finds she is stuck with fairies instead.
" 'Emma, really, it's not that bad,' Loni said reassuringly.
'Of course it's that bad,' Emma responded to her friend from the other end of her cell phone. She took out a tiny crossbow, which looked more like something that belonged to a Pocahontas Barbie than a slaying kit. 'I'm stuck in the mall hunting down a pack of ten-inch fairies, one of whom is wearing an AC/DC t-shirt and leopard skin leggings. It couldn't possibly get any worse.' "