One of my favorite authors, Maureen Johnson, writes a blog where she runs the occasional contest. This week, she featured the above video along with the best of the entries for . . .
CREEPY CHRISTMAS THINGS TO SAY
1. @AnnaJakobina I’m getting you a lock of your own hair for Christmas.
2. @araleggz I see you, but you don’t see me. I’m hiding in your Christmas tree!
3. @starberryhead It won’t be santa coming down your chimney this year.
4. @bythebrooks Merry Christmas! You smell like elves and young children.
5. @Thegirlwriter1 I’m giving you a cat for Christmas…I wrapped it last week. It may be dead.
6. @p2p_editor All I want for Christmas is your two front teeth, your two front teeth, your two front teeth.
7. @CeliaAnn I can’t wait to put my present under your tree.
8. @twistedbrain1 Don’t worry if your chimney is too small. Santa has other ways into your house.
9. @bridgetacarey I got this for you http://etsy.me/enUT1F Merry Christmas, friend.
10. @thefalconator That red light you see out your window isn’t Rudolph. It’s my video camera.
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