Life is a journey, or so I’ve been told. While journeying,
you just might stumble upon a life changing retail establishment and discover
that you can hold the Path in the palm of your hand for $299.
- - - a magic place, where the clerks are Geniuses and wear t-shirts that say things like, “Not all heroes wear cloaks,” and “I could talk about this stuff all day,” where everybody wears khaki, denim, and all-natural cotton fibers, where they know what you want before you ask for it, and where they are nice to you even if you try to pick the security system off of the back of the display iPods to see whether or not you like the case you just picked out. (You do!)
- - - a brightly lighted place where you can discover the True Purpose of Life by purchasing technological items you do not need with money you do not have, and where your biggest problem is how to remove the shrink wrap as rapidly as possible without damaging the contents. (You can!)
- - - such a clean place where nothing seems to have fingerprints even though when you bring your purchase home, it is almost immediately covered in grime, and where everything has meaning even though the top two apps in the App Store are StickWars (#1) and The Moron Test (#2). (You win!)
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