If you're sitting on the western side of the library and also happen to be using the northernmost computer, then you are in great position to read a good book. Not only are you in the library, but I can give you step by step instructions on how to find a specific book within the labyrinthine corridors of shelves and stacks; a book you will actually enjoy. In fact, I guarantee your satisfaction, or I will refund your time.
It’s simple to find the book. Stand up and look to your left. You'll see Some Small Shelves. The book isn't on those shelves. Far to the right of Some Small Shelves are Some Big Shelves. Head in this direction. About waist high, you will notice a medium-sized book in cornflower blue. This is your target. Once you have picked up the book, you are well on your way to finding the book you want to read. Place Cornflower Blue back on the shelf and take a right. Roughly seven and three fourths feet to the left and two shelves down, or up, give or take a shelf, is your book.
Enjoy.
-scott
o i love that book!
Posted by: Hannah | February 10, 2009 at 12:43 PM